1 00:00:05,227 --> 00:00:06,638 Richard, it's Maximo. 2 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:08,491 Now, remember how you refused to take my money. 3 00:00:08,578 --> 00:00:09,930 Well, Colin, he did take my money. 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,284 - Now he is leaving your network. - To go where? 5 00:00:12,372 --> 00:00:14,956 Oh, to the network run by my new friend, Laurie Bream. 6 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,084 - You guys, there's really no other option. - Yes, there is. 7 00:00:20,172 --> 00:00:23,586 If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole, we could just buy Hooli. 8 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:24,898 Big question. 9 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:26,773 How do we buy Hooli? 10 00:00:27,226 --> 00:00:29,951 You want this deal to close, you bring us the forms, 11 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:33,497 get everyone's hard signature and then bring them to me. 12 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:35,506 You're not gonna turn your back on 30 years 13 00:00:35,594 --> 00:00:36,990 of making money together, are you? 14 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,500 I don't want to be in business with any of you people. 15 00:00:39,784 --> 00:00:41,568 Everybody's gathered out there, 16 00:00:41,656 --> 00:00:42,664 so you should probably say something. 17 00:00:42,747 --> 00:00:45,163 Won't they be happy? I freed them from Gavin. 18 00:00:45,247 --> 00:00:47,122 Or your company just swallowed theirs 19 00:00:47,205 --> 00:00:49,622 and you fired their founder and CEO. 20 00:01:03,174 --> 00:01:04,572 All we wanted was Foxhole, 21 00:01:04,737 --> 00:01:07,112 and instead we got all these Hooli people. 22 00:01:07,309 --> 00:01:09,890 We really couldn't just fire them, sight unseen? 23 00:01:09,978 --> 00:01:12,728 Uh-uh. Tracy from HR has to do an assessment 24 00:01:12,816 --> 00:01:16,167 of each person first, then we should can them. 25 00:01:17,017 --> 00:01:19,899 Oh, hey. I think I know that guy. Uh, yeah. 26 00:01:19,987 --> 00:01:21,751 What are you doing? Did you just wave him in? 27 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:23,779 I-I don't know, automatic social shit. 28 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:26,115 Hey, Ethan! Uh... 29 00:01:26,203 --> 00:01:28,199 - What are you doing here? - You tell me, boss. 30 00:01:28,287 --> 00:01:31,063 Uh, Ethan was my first manager when I was at Hooli. 31 00:01:31,151 --> 00:01:32,324 I didn't know you still worked there. 32 00:01:32,411 --> 00:01:35,518 Yeah, well, we can't all invent middle-out compression. 33 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:38,307 Uh, anyway, I-I hope I make the cut. 34 00:01:38,403 --> 00:01:42,914 Yeah, well, we're having to be creative with the merger, so... 35 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,566 Yeah, totally. That's why I figured I could maybe help. 36 00:01:45,653 --> 00:01:49,057 You could use Hooli OS for your entire mobile suite. 37 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,995 Yeah, we're not gonna spend months porting 38 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,294 Hooli software over to our protocol, so... 39 00:01:53,382 --> 00:01:55,776 - But thanks. - Yeah, it was a good thought. 40 00:01:55,864 --> 00:01:58,127 Yeah, you wouldn't have to. 41 00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:01,362 When we iterated Hooli OS 11, we reengineered 42 00:02:01,481 --> 00:02:03,650 the entire network layer to be compatible 43 00:02:03,738 --> 00:02:06,567 with other protocols... and you own it. 44 00:02:06,768 --> 00:02:08,609 How quickly, would you say, 45 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,870 you could, um, make it work with PiperNet? 46 00:02:10,987 --> 00:02:13,818 A few weeks with almost zero refactor. 47 00:02:13,905 --> 00:02:16,321 How much money do you think that could save us? 48 00:02:17,154 --> 00:02:18,901 So you guys are planning to build your own 49 00:02:18,989 --> 00:02:21,112 external antennas to deploy for the Hawaii test? 50 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,197 - Why? - The zero-start problem. 51 00:02:23,321 --> 00:02:25,567 Until we have a critical mass of users, 52 00:02:25,654 --> 00:02:28,734 iOS and Android devices don't have enough range. 53 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:31,442 Right, of course not, but push-to-talk HooliPhones do. 54 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:32,734 HooliPhones? 55 00:02:32,846 --> 00:02:35,359 You want us to roll out our network on push-to-talk, 56 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,104 janky-ass HooliPhones? 57 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,516 Laugh it up, but, uh, the fact that 58 00:02:39,604 --> 00:02:42,274 they still have low power, omnidirectional antennas 59 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,192 means they have a radius of four miles. 60 00:02:44,279 --> 00:02:45,870 What is your antenna's range? 61 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,859 - One mile? - Wrong. 62 00:02:48,174 --> 00:02:50,088 One-point-one-five. 63 00:02:50,315 --> 00:02:51,738 Okay. Line of sight, though. 64 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,038 - Maybe. - Richard, 65 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,461 you guys just bought 250,000 HooliPhones. 66 00:02:56,549 --> 00:03:00,128 Instead of spending more money on expensive and mediocre antennas, 67 00:03:00,276 --> 00:03:03,065 why not just give away HooliPhones for the test? 68 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:05,048 Delete. 69 00:03:05,963 --> 00:03:07,297 You know, Ethan, could you 70 00:03:07,385 --> 00:03:10,424 walk us through the Hooli OS side of all this work? 71 00:03:10,512 --> 00:03:12,477 Yeah, totally, but I think it'd go faster 72 00:03:12,565 --> 00:03:14,359 if I just took point and your guys backed me up. 73 00:03:14,446 --> 00:03:16,620 I'm sorry, what do you mean, back you up? 74 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:18,859 Guys, we are in a huge hole here. 75 00:03:18,946 --> 00:03:21,109 Whatever it takes to get us out of it, please. 76 00:03:21,362 --> 00:03:23,901 Um, why don't you talk to Tracy in HR, 77 00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:25,914 and you can get your start-paperwork. 78 00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:28,581 Cool! Looks I already earned my keep, huh, Patches? 79 00:03:29,315 --> 00:03:30,690 Patches. 80 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,567 Yeah. Oh, that's weird that you remember that. 81 00:03:32,654 --> 00:03:35,776 Um, so, Patches. I'll tell them. 82 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:37,513 Uh, first day at Hooli, 83 00:03:37,601 --> 00:03:40,398 I wore this sweater that had these, like, elbow pads on it. 84 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,495 - Anyway, uh... - HooliPhones? 85 00:03:42,837 --> 00:03:44,399 Are you fucking serious? 86 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:46,969 You just laid down and let that guy roll all over us. 87 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:49,692 Look, I don't wanna use Hooli shit anymore than you guys, 88 00:03:49,779 --> 00:03:51,734 but this is for the greater good of the company. 89 00:03:51,821 --> 00:03:53,518 This will get us to a working test. 90 00:03:53,606 --> 00:03:55,190 This will get us to Hawaii. 91 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:58,729 Hey! Holden. 92 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:00,417 I asked for a water. 93 00:04:07,468 --> 00:04:09,416 00:04:11,627 *SILICON VALLEY* Episode Title :"Maximizing Alphaness" 95 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:13,260 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 96 00:04:13,348 --> 00:04:16,149 Oh... Laurie. 97 00:04:16,354 --> 00:04:18,299 This will be sound. Excuse me one minute. 98 00:04:18,387 --> 00:04:21,198 - Laurie. - Oh, Monica. 99 00:04:22,422 --> 00:04:24,167 - Hello. - Hi. 100 00:04:24,255 --> 00:04:26,960 I'm now using touch as a means to communicate friendship. 101 00:04:27,274 --> 00:04:29,062 Uh-huh. 102 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:32,063 Hey, um, is that Kara Swisher? 103 00:04:32,151 --> 00:04:33,383 What do guys do in there? 104 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:35,914 We are uplifting each other while we plan our annual 105 00:04:36,002 --> 00:04:38,690 Women in Tech Empowerment panel. Kara's moderating. 106 00:04:38,993 --> 00:04:40,563 Oh my God. Is that Susan... 107 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:43,463 Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. Don't point, it's unseemly. 108 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:46,572 Laurie, you do know that I am the CFO 109 00:04:46,659 --> 00:04:49,493 of a prominent tech company and just personally led 110 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,946 - the acquisition of Hooli? - Yes, I am aware. 111 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:55,192 My partner Maximo is, hmm... unpleased. 112 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,393 I'm just saying, I-I would love to do the panel. 113 00:04:58,481 --> 00:05:00,969 Why? You don't mentor, you don't volunteer, 114 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:02,526 you don't develop programs for women. 115 00:05:02,613 --> 00:05:04,878 You've never shown the slightest interest in supporting women. 116 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:06,682 Of course I have! Which is why 117 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:09,808 I wanna do your panel with Susan Wojcicki from YouTube. 118 00:05:09,988 --> 00:05:11,159 Well... 119 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,350 we do have a lot of funny people. 120 00:05:13,441 --> 00:05:15,604 You could add... balance. 121 00:05:19,827 --> 00:05:21,990 Are you eating the entire leaf? 122 00:05:22,078 --> 00:05:25,620 It's amazing how wasteful people in the West can be. 123 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:29,877 Hoover. 124 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,010 This book will send shockwaves throughout the Valley. 125 00:05:35,821 --> 00:05:39,030 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 126 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:42,057 This is about your experience at Hooli? 127 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,963 No, no. It's a coming-of-age story 128 00:05:44,051 --> 00:05:46,344 about a lost, yet handsome teen 129 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:48,776 growing up one fateful summer in Maine. 130 00:05:49,354 --> 00:05:51,086 Now, get that to the publishers. 131 00:05:51,174 --> 00:05:54,620 I want the hardback in my hand by tomorrow lunchtime. 132 00:05:54,779 --> 00:05:56,549 Sir, it takes a bit longer than that. 133 00:05:56,696 --> 00:06:00,196 We have to send it out to publishing houses and then find an editor. 134 00:06:00,284 --> 00:06:03,150 Editors are for people who can't write correctly the first time. 135 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:04,877 We'll self-publish. 136 00:06:05,526 --> 00:06:07,234 And this really isn't about tech? 137 00:06:07,526 --> 00:06:10,456 No. I've left tech for good. 138 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:13,877 Now, I have a chance to do something important. 139 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:16,299 Write a thinly veiled roman à clef 140 00:06:16,411 --> 00:06:18,825 set in a whale-themed B and B. 141 00:06:19,361 --> 00:06:22,289 So look, Monica, um, I was looking over the org chart, 142 00:06:22,377 --> 00:06:25,901 and I think I'm gonna put you in charge of Foxhole. 143 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:27,680 - What? - Yeah. 144 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:29,359 I mean, while I know that you and I were saying 145 00:06:29,446 --> 00:06:33,469 that maybe some people might find it a little misogynist or offensive. 146 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:36,442 I think that we if we had a woman at the helm, 147 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,442 it might change the optics, and since you don't really care... 148 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:43,243 No, I-I-I do care. I care deeply. 149 00:06:43,331 --> 00:06:46,370 No, you don't. I mean, you literally said, 150 00:06:46,571 --> 00:06:48,563 "If a bunch of dumb Marines wanna cheat 151 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:50,612 on their dumb wives, what the fuck do I care?" 152 00:06:50,713 --> 00:06:53,096 I don't think I used those exact words. 153 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:55,149 I'm pretty sure you did, actually. 154 00:06:55,237 --> 00:06:57,416 - You texted it to me last night, see? - No, but... 155 00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:59,024 And then you also said, 156 00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:01,422 "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it. 157 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:03,317 - As long as those fat fat fatties..." - Okay. 158 00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:05,192 I took an Ambien last night, and probably 159 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:08,237 should've turned off my phone. Can you delete those? 160 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:11,024 Okay. Monica, just make it work. 161 00:07:11,112 --> 00:07:13,198 Please? For women. 162 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:17,030 Hi. 163 00:07:19,846 --> 00:07:21,745 Bertram Gilfoyle? 164 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,823 No. 165 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,100 I'm John. 166 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,049 Okay. 167 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:34,393 I brought the HooliPhones. Would you like to see them? 168 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,346 I was told to help you with integration. 169 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:41,257 You know what, John? 170 00:07:42,018 --> 00:07:43,534 That would be grand. 171 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,831 Okay, here they are. 172 00:07:51,198 --> 00:07:55,041 The push-to-talk HooliPhone 13-X. 173 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,440 Here's a HooliPhone right here. 174 00:08:00,224 --> 00:08:02,752 And here's a HooliPhone right here. 175 00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:06,557 - And here's a... - Stop talking. 176 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:08,260 Sit in that chair. 177 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:11,604 Do not touch or say anything. 178 00:08:16,487 --> 00:08:17,698 Okay. 179 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:20,644 Oh my God. 180 00:08:20,949 --> 00:08:23,563 Gwart, do you remember how I-I told you 181 00:08:23,651 --> 00:08:26,924 I found my birth father in that militia in the Ozarks, but... 182 00:08:27,302 --> 00:08:29,612 then it turned out that guy was a fraud? 183 00:08:30,048 --> 00:08:33,438 Well, um, I just went in for some genetic testing 184 00:08:33,526 --> 00:08:36,047 to-to confirm my diagnosis of Marfan syndrome, 185 00:08:36,135 --> 00:08:40,526 and it turns out that my real parents are alive. 186 00:08:41,057 --> 00:08:42,943 And they live in Santa Cruz. 187 00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:45,484 And they're still together. 188 00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:48,154 What should I do? Should I visit them? 189 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,975 Are you upset? 190 00:08:53,138 --> 00:08:56,138 Should I have not allowed somebody to sit so close? 191 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:59,131 Because I-I asked you if it was okay. 192 00:08:59,219 --> 00:09:01,261 If you had an issue, you could've... 193 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,428 No. No. 194 00:09:06,831 --> 00:09:09,459 It is my job to protect you. 195 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:11,412 That is my responsibility. 196 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,217 I shouldn't have put you in that position. 197 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:16,162 I apologize. Do you forgive me? 198 00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:21,498 Yeah! 199 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:23,623 Yeah, you're right! 200 00:09:23,717 --> 00:09:26,316 I'll be splitting you guys into teams of four, 201 00:09:26,436 --> 00:09:29,609 then giving you guys different test scenarios. Hey, Patches! 202 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:32,442 Hey! Uh, Holden said that we were having this thing upstairs. 203 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,611 Yeah, I moved it down here. It's just a better space. 204 00:09:34,787 --> 00:09:36,130 Go ahead, have a seat. You're over there. 205 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:37,890 I said we should wait for you to start, but... 206 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,277 The clock is ticking, though, right? We have stuff to do. 207 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:41,459 Busy, busy. 208 00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:43,240 Oh. 209 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,483 Elbow pads. Weird. Yeah, okay. 210 00:09:46,571 --> 00:09:48,062 Uh, actually, the first day I was at Hooli... 211 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:50,545 Yeah, I told them. I told them. They all laughed. 212 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,296 Oh. Heh. 213 00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:54,106 Come on, put it on, Patches. 214 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:57,412 - I don't wanna put it on. - Do it! Be fun! 215 00:09:58,696 --> 00:10:01,029 Yeah, okay, sure. I can be fun. 216 00:10:01,654 --> 00:10:02,912 It's kinda funny, I guess. 217 00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:05,879 Yes! There he is! 218 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:08,514 There's our Patches! 219 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,942 Hey, listen, Richard. 220 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,515 You know I'm just joking around with you, right? 221 00:10:12,602 --> 00:10:15,348 We're all just having fun. Thanks for being a good sport, okay? 222 00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:17,545 Sure. No problem. Okay. Back to it. 223 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,803 Right! Okay, so as I was saying, 224 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:21,817 with smaller groups, 225 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:23,912 we'll be able to make faster decisions, right? 226 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,194 Light on our feet. For example, 227 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:29,350 do we think this photo of Richard is funny? 228 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,522 We do, don't we? 229 00:10:31,996 --> 00:10:33,329 God... 230 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,852 We do! 231 00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:38,816 Okay. Cool, uh, guilty as charged. 232 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:40,162 Big cake lover. You got me. 233 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,246 Yeah. Well, I mean, I was your boss for a year, 234 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:45,207 so you know I have some funny photos of you squirreled away, right? 235 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:48,457 Uh, I didn't know that was a thing bosses did, but, yeah, maybe. 236 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:51,651 Speaking of which, did you write that? 237 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,776 - Ooh! - Oh, my God. 238 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,777 And sorted list size is greater than 239 00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,006 plus, plus index? 240 00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:59,770 You ran a brute force search on a sorted list? 241 00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:02,576 Look, guys, it was my first day, and... 242 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,233 - I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so... - Really? 243 00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:09,061 That's why you decided to write the slowest subroutine in history? 244 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,012 Anyone could've made that mistake. 245 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,020 Yeah, it's true. In fact, I could ask for a show of hands, 246 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:18,200 but instead of doing that, uh, I'll just, uh... 247 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,944 Could you have made that mistake? 248 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,161 Could you have made that mistake? 249 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,872 Could you have made that mistake? 250 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,776 - Okay. - Could you have made that mistake? 251 00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:28,051 The joke is that he's doing a brute force search of the room. 252 00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:31,491 - Yeah, I know. - Then, why did you do it? 253 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,982 Could you have made that mistake? 254 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,311 Richard, what the fuck was that? 255 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,949 It was just... Ethan being Ethan. 256 00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:42,901 He was acting like your boss, and you were acting like his noob employee. 257 00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:45,567 No. Everyone knows I'm the boss. 258 00:11:45,654 --> 00:11:48,600 I think people were just excited to, you know, Razz the CEO. 259 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,768 - It's all in good fun. - I did not have fun. 260 00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:53,068 I watched you get kicked in the balls for 90 minutes. 261 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,192 My balls hurt sympathetically for your balls. 262 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,196 Take off that sweater! 263 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,150 It's fine. 264 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:04,231 I mean, yes, Ethan can be a little prickly, 265 00:12:04,319 --> 00:12:06,900 but he is gonna get us to where we need to be. 266 00:12:06,988 --> 00:12:10,178 And I don't mind putting my ego aside for the good of the company. 267 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,418 That guy humiliating you was not good for the company. 268 00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:15,030 He dominated you like a silverback gorilla. 269 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:18,025 Do you know why the gorillas respected Jane Goodall? 270 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,585 - Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees. - Wrong! 271 00:12:21,029 --> 00:12:23,538 It's because she could kick their ass, and they knew it. 272 00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:26,397 You need to assert dominance like Jane Goodall. 273 00:12:26,669 --> 00:12:27,983 I have something to show you. 274 00:12:28,202 --> 00:12:30,087 You're gonna need this. 275 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:41,858 This is a video of maximizing alphaness. 276 00:12:45,694 --> 00:12:47,293 What else happens? 277 00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:49,984 It's just this, then it repeats itself. 278 00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:51,538 You just kind of breathe 279 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:53,717 and subconsciously absorb it. 280 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:57,901 Dinesh, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. 281 00:12:58,233 --> 00:12:59,779 Fuck yeah. 282 00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:09,652 Hey, John. 283 00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:11,964 Yeah? 284 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:16,317 Could you grab my extra spudger? 285 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,178 I think it's on my desk, 286 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,217 next to my chess board. 287 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,420 Okay. 288 00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:31,170 Cthulu limited edition, huh? 289 00:13:32,047 --> 00:13:33,999 - That's right. - Huh. 290 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,624 Anything else? 291 00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,116 Nope. 292 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,217 Okay. 293 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,553 I am so glad we could do this. 294 00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:49,967 Yeah. 295 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,202 What are we doing, exactly? 296 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,278 Well, I have had my eye on you for a while now. 297 00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:59,436 It's what I like to call, "mentoring from a distance." 298 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,973 We haven't spoken more than five words to each other 299 00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:03,389 since you joined the company. 300 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:04,967 That's the distance part! 301 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,316 Look, I-I came here to talk about 302 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:09,020 advancing the careers of women, 303 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:11,442 specifically yours. 304 00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:14,317 - Do you know how we just acquired Foxhole? - Of course. 305 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:16,489 Apparently, it's 90% men, 306 00:14:16,577 --> 00:14:19,944 and almost all the female users are prostitutes. 307 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,710 Which makes it a very challenging assignment. 308 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:24,683 It's also a big promotion 309 00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:27,060 and strategically important to the company. 310 00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,734 And it's yours, if you want it. 311 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,913 But, I mean, if you don't think you can handle it, 312 00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,512 I can just check in with Becky, Nadia, 313 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,988 - Dani... - No! 314 00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:38,624 I can do it. 315 00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:41,639 Awesome! For you! 316 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:45,717 Caspian's heart cracked open 317 00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:48,592 like one of his father's briny lobster traps. 318 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,843 "Hannah," he whispered. 319 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,222 "I am not..." 320 00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,775 "Hannah," he whispered. "I am not a member 321 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:02,014 "of the prestigious Prout's Neck Yacht Club. 322 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,014 "Truth be told, I am but a..." 323 00:15:07,412 --> 00:15:11,059 "Truth be told, I am but a lowly man of the sea. 324 00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:12,921 She..." 325 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:18,023 "She was my mistress, but now, I pray 326 00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:20,374 that you might be as well?" 327 00:15:23,678 --> 00:15:25,136 Thank you. 328 00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,026 - Name? - Oh, I don't want to buy your book. 329 00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:31,681 I'm Allie Abrams, arts editor at the Sacramento Bee. 330 00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:33,881 Do you have a minute for a quick interview? 331 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,088 I'll make the time. 332 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,764 Is it on? Running? 333 00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:43,842 Firstly, I work in the parlor. 334 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,428 I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II. 335 00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:49,345 In fact, the tapping of the keys 336 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:52,170 inspired the idea for Lana's blindness. 337 00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:54,213 The tapping of her cane, you see? 338 00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:55,946 Oh. 339 00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:58,030 I guess what I really want to know is, 340 00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,740 why isn't this book about tech? 341 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,217 I'm an author. 342 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:04,335 Would you ask John Grisham the same question, or Jackie Collins? 343 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,309 Well, no, but they weren't the head of a failed tech company. 344 00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:08,983 You think I failed. 345 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,239 I didn't fail tech. 346 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,843 Tech failed me. 347 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,719 Tech failed all of us. Look. 348 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,818 We should be in a Waldenbooks, 349 00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,984 but we're here, in this decrepit shithole, and why? 350 00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:23,967 Because people buy books online, thanks to Hool... 351 00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:25,463 Amazon. 352 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,624 So, don't point fingers at me. 353 00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,507 I didn't write about tech 354 00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:31,701 because tech destroys worlds, 355 00:16:31,796 --> 00:16:34,249 and I, I wanted to create them. 356 00:16:39,317 --> 00:16:41,651 May I have a token for the restroom, please? 357 00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:44,663 Well, there's not a whole lot to the story. 358 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:45,997 Once you came along, 359 00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:48,943 Susan and I realized the timing was not right, 360 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,467 and we needed to give you up. 361 00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:54,609 I appreciate how difficult that must've been for you guys. 362 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,710 One of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 363 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,686 Um, thank you. 364 00:17:00,022 --> 00:17:01,473 And I just want you to know, 365 00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:04,764 that I understand and I don't hold it 366 00:17:04,852 --> 00:17:06,632 against you at all. 367 00:17:10,909 --> 00:17:13,210 You guys had kids after me? 368 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,045 - Well, one was after. - Pardon? 369 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:18,566 - Pete and Lisa were before you. - Right. 370 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,311 I don't understand. You... 371 00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:24,311 I was your third child, and-and you... you gave me up? 372 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:25,452 Yeah. 373 00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:27,817 - It just got way too difficult for us. - Mm. Yeah. 374 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,651 Couldn't go on as many flights. 375 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,882 Two parents, two kids... That's a clear row across. 376 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,928 - Yeah. - 1A, B, C, and D. 377 00:17:37,497 --> 00:17:41,038 So, you gave me up to simplify your first-class air travel? 378 00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:43,778 - Oh. No, it's more complicated than that. - Yeah. 379 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,028 - Yeah, we had car travel, - Mm-hmm. 380 00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,442 - And taxis. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,866 We never really did travel by train. 382 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,710 No, and I don't do boats, so... 383 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:54,116 Well, you did enjoy that trip down the Rhine. 384 00:17:54,212 --> 00:17:56,208 I... said I did. 385 00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:58,122 Oh, you! 386 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,664 Anyway, when we gave you up, we realized... 387 00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:03,289 - we had a huge mistake. - You did? 388 00:18:03,446 --> 00:18:06,859 Yeah. We realized we actually did want a third child. 389 00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:08,901 - Yep. - Started trying almost immediately, 390 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:12,430 and we lucked out because Donald is the best of the bunch. 391 00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:13,723 Yeah. 392 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,740 - Donald? - Yeah, we love that name, 393 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,483 so we just wanted to use it again. 394 00:18:17,571 --> 00:18:20,735 - Oh! Speak of the angels, they're here. - They're here. 395 00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:24,045 Wait, you invited my birth siblings here? 396 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,477 To meet me? 397 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,275 - Hi, Mama. - Hey. 398 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:29,438 This is Peter. 399 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,274 This is Lisa. This is Donald. 400 00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:33,975 And this is, uh, Ken. He's here to tell us 401 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,571 - about the solar situation - Ken? 402 00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:37,715 For the house... so, uh... 403 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,709 Yeah, we offer financing. 404 00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:47,817 We just need one more minute, and then we can go. 405 00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:50,321 - All right. - Bye. 406 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,766 We never told them about you. 407 00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:56,657 Didn't wanna make them sad. 408 00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:59,359 - Yeah, I-I see. - Yeah. 409 00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:02,164 Well! This has been really great. 410 00:19:02,252 --> 00:19:03,457 We have... 411 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,369 - We have a family dinner. - We have a dinner. 412 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,539 Every Thursday, we have Italian food, so... 413 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,310 Although, tonight, we're switching it up. We're gonna do Chinese. 414 00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:12,494 It was one of the hardest decisions we ever had to make. 415 00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:13,998 Yeah. 416 00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:19,243 Well, uh, Ken, we were underwhelmed by your presentation. 417 00:19:30,498 --> 00:19:33,446 - Hey, John. - Yeah? 418 00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,691 Did you move the white pawn here? 419 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,466 Opening move? 420 00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:41,365 No. 421 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,876 Okay. 422 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,038 I'm gonna go hit the head. 423 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,383 I should be back in about two minutes. 424 00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:04,967 Okay. 425 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:10,516 Where's the dunce cap? 426 00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:31,993 Hey, uh... 427 00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:33,828 Uh, Ethan? 428 00:20:34,094 --> 00:20:35,993 Yeah, Patches? 429 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,693 I-I was actually thinking that maybe 430 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,240 we... stop with the nickname. 431 00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:42,532 We had our fun, 432 00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:45,775 but maybe stop all the jokes about my coding mistake 433 00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:48,317 from years ago, and also... 434 00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:50,567 stop calling me Patches. 435 00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:52,099 Yeah. Okay. 436 00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:53,308 Butt Stuff. 437 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,108 You remember that? 438 00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:57,109 When you walked around all day and your T-shirt was 439 00:20:57,196 --> 00:20:59,277 stuck all the way into your underwear, all day? 440 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:02,529 I mean, I remember it, but no to Butt Stuff. 441 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,927 - Um, just call me Richard. - Here's the thing. 442 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,037 That name makes me happy, and... 443 00:21:08,805 --> 00:21:12,105 if you had as much managerial experience as I do, 444 00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:14,900 you'd know that keeping your star coder happy 445 00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:17,662 is how you get the best work, and you guys need me 446 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:20,324 to do really good work because I'm kind of 447 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,130 the only person here that can do it, so... 448 00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:26,396 I'm just gonna keep calling you Patches. 449 00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:29,216 Is that okay with you? Patches? 450 00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,991 - Oh! - Aw! 451 00:21:38,795 --> 00:21:40,816 So, it's complicated. 452 00:21:40,904 --> 00:21:43,228 You were the clear aggressor in this incident, 453 00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:46,451 but you're also the only one who got hurt. 454 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,771 You hit him in the forehead, 455 00:21:47,859 --> 00:21:50,263 which is the single hardest part of the human body. 456 00:21:50,388 --> 00:21:53,526 I would never advocate violence, but when you make a fist, 457 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,357 you wanna keep your thumb on the outside. 458 00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:59,894 Yeah. Uh, I know that now, but at the time, I couldn't remember. 459 00:21:59,982 --> 00:22:02,589 You did great, Champ, but here's the bottom line. 460 00:22:02,677 --> 00:22:05,707 We gotta cool our shit down with this guy 461 00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:09,196 before he lawyers up and sues us a new hiney-hole. 462 00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,782 You need to go talk to Ethan and give him a sincere 463 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,923 - and honest apology. - Without admitting any fault 464 00:22:15,011 --> 00:22:17,253 or describing what happened in any way. 465 00:22:20,618 --> 00:22:23,025 I asked myself, why would they reject me 466 00:22:23,113 --> 00:22:25,370 and not their three other biological children? 467 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,402 And that is when it hit me. 468 00:22:28,239 --> 00:22:29,410 It's me. 469 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,087 I mean, even as a baby, I must have 470 00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:33,931 somehow rejected them, 471 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,222 and every subsequent foster family I've ever had. 472 00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:39,527 Oh. Heavy. 473 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,072 I rejected Richard, 474 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,618 and every person who has ever offered me safe harbor, 475 00:22:43,706 --> 00:22:44,776 and it has to stop. 476 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,433 I have to commit to Gwart. 477 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:49,149 No matter how difficult it gets, 478 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:51,400 even if we're miserable together, I am going 479 00:22:51,487 --> 00:22:54,400 to support her work, and bring her food, 480 00:22:54,487 --> 00:22:56,790 and-and put her in her prescription sleeping bag 481 00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:58,308 when she starts to thrash. 482 00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:00,812 It is the only path forward. 483 00:23:01,112 --> 00:23:02,620 Hey, that's the best, man. 484 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,223 I feel like you made a lot of progress. 485 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:05,542 Ha! 486 00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:08,574 Gwart's doll gloves. 487 00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:11,363 I'm gonna make her so happy. 488 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,675 My book is a fucking disaster. 489 00:23:18,237 --> 00:23:19,399 What have you got there? 490 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:20,609 Oh, um, 491 00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:23,040 MSNBC wanted to interview you about being 492 00:23:23,128 --> 00:23:26,417 an "anti-tech evangelist." Their words. 493 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,292 I told them you only wanted to speak about two things: 494 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,130 cold ice cream, and hot kisses. 495 00:23:33,307 --> 00:23:36,066 Who-who was it? Was it Hayes or O'Donnell? 496 00:23:36,378 --> 00:23:37,532 Maddow, sir. 497 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,337 - Really? - Yes. 498 00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:42,027 I'm sure all the major outlets would love to have you... 499 00:23:42,664 --> 00:23:44,308 if you discuss tech. 500 00:23:46,177 --> 00:23:47,917 So... 501 00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:54,870 Do I honor my truth as a starving author, 502 00:23:55,222 --> 00:23:58,095 or do I return to the world I've scorned? 503 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:03,229 What did Publisher's Weekly say about my book? 504 00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:07,963 Publisher's Weekly is a... terrible magazine, sir. 505 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,317 Call Maddow. 506 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:10,777 Yes, sir. 507 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,980 Bishop to E6. 508 00:24:15,608 --> 00:24:18,199 - Checkmate. - Fuck. 509 00:24:18,735 --> 00:24:20,738 Okay, so that's... 510 00:24:20,908 --> 00:24:24,495 42 games for me, and... 511 00:24:24,823 --> 00:24:26,480 zero for you. 512 00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,150 You wanna play again? 513 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:31,331 I think I'll take a break. 514 00:24:31,419 --> 00:24:33,168 Okay. 515 00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:02,011 Okay. 516 00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:05,134 Well, thank you so much 517 00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:08,753 for the hilarious Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube. 518 00:25:08,878 --> 00:25:10,566 It's gonna be a very hard act to follow, 519 00:25:10,654 --> 00:25:12,484 but here to try is Monica Hall, 520 00:25:12,571 --> 00:25:15,230 the CFO of Pied Piper. Come on up, Monica. 521 00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:22,659 - Thank you for coming, Monica. - Thank you. 522 00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:25,495 I was thrilled and surprised to be invited. 523 00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:27,930 So, let's cut right to the chase. 524 00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:29,900 You recently acquired Hooli, 525 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,399 and one of its properties 526 00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:33,567 is Foxhole, which is apparently an app 527 00:25:33,654 --> 00:25:36,852 that military members use to source prostitutes. 528 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,691 Yes, and that's something 529 00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,734 I'm not involved with on any level. 530 00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:42,734 It's being run now by a young woman 531 00:25:42,821 --> 00:25:44,540 I promoted, Priyanka Singh. 532 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:47,206 I talked to Priyanka before this panel. 533 00:25:47,294 --> 00:25:48,707 Priyanka, are you in this audience? 534 00:25:49,113 --> 00:25:51,535 - Yes, hi! - Hey, Priyanka. How you doing? 535 00:25:51,623 --> 00:25:53,452 Why don't you get up and tell us about it? 536 00:25:53,779 --> 00:25:55,230 Well, 537 00:25:55,591 --> 00:25:58,483 when I first took over the app, I was pretty lost, 538 00:25:58,571 --> 00:26:03,946 but, luckily, I was able to call on my network of strong, female coders. 539 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,886 And almost immediately, we came up 540 00:26:07,974 --> 00:26:11,439 with a plan to rebuild Foxhole from the bottom up. 541 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:15,109 Our first step will be to unionize the sex workers on the app. 542 00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:18,150 We believe that friends with benefits deserve benefits 543 00:26:18,237 --> 00:26:20,730 because sex work is work. 544 00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:24,566 And! And! Why is it only for men? 545 00:26:24,654 --> 00:26:28,204 Don't our female soldiers, who put their bodies in harm's way, 546 00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:31,949 deserve to put their bodies in pleasure's way? 547 00:26:34,029 --> 00:26:36,119 I think it might be a good idea to bring Priyanka up here. 548 00:26:36,206 --> 00:26:39,113 - Priyanka, why don't you come up? - Uh, okay. 549 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,100 So, Priyanka, 550 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,267 the business of sex positive feminism... 551 00:26:49,355 --> 00:26:50,519 Monica, move. 552 00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:53,943 Like we say at Foxhole, if you can scale Tinder, 553 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,026 you can scale sex positive feminism. 554 00:26:56,113 --> 00:26:57,863 There's a seat in back. 555 00:27:01,797 --> 00:27:02,995 You. 556 00:27:04,496 --> 00:27:05,941 Who are you? 557 00:27:11,331 --> 00:27:14,077 Ethan. Hey, um... 558 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,268 I owe you an apology. 559 00:27:16,404 --> 00:27:18,943 It's bad enough that I used brute force 560 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,354 to search a sorted list, but... 561 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,938 No, Richard. I'm the one 562 00:27:24,026 --> 00:27:26,662 that needs to apologize to you. You're my boss, 563 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:29,213 and the way that I talked to you was completely outta line. 564 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,081 I'm just feeling insecure about 565 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,922 working for a guy that used to work for me. 566 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,691 - Really? - Yeah. 567 00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:39,988 I'm so happy to be here, and... 568 00:27:40,902 --> 00:27:43,735 I'd love to stick around if you'll have me. 569 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,608 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 570 00:27:45,696 --> 00:27:47,745 Great, man. Thank you so much. 571 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,831 Sorry again. Thank you, this is great. 572 00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:51,234 Dinesh, I'm really looking forward 573 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:53,152 to finishing up this project with you and your team. 574 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,432 - Oh, it's whatever, dawg. - Cool. 575 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,846 What did you do to that guy? 576 00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:02,067 - I watched that video. - See? I told you! We're alphas! 577 00:28:02,155 --> 00:28:03,510 - Fuck yeah! - Fuck yeah. 578 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,948 Hey, uh, don't show that video to Gilfoyle. 579 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,212 Got it. 580 00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:10,231 Fuck yeah. 581 00:28:28,427 --> 00:28:30,799 - I see it's been handled. - Yes. 582 00:28:30,988 --> 00:28:32,138 Good. 583 00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:34,547 So, I trust there's no more need for any... 584 00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:37,047 No. That won't be necessary. 585 00:28:37,419 --> 00:28:38,966 Let's hope not. 586 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,880 Can I go now, please? 587 00:28:42,037 --> 00:28:44,943 Very well. Good job on the plate. 588 00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:49,873 Holden, 589 00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:53,146 did you threaten Ethan in some way? 590 00:28:54,135 --> 00:28:55,988 He was causing problems 591 00:28:56,076 --> 00:28:58,026 - for Richard. - Oh. 592 00:28:58,216 --> 00:28:59,638 Well, it's... 593 00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:02,013 it's good to know that he's in good hands. 594 00:29:05,106 --> 00:29:06,636 Don't you have somewhere to be? 595 00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:09,271 Uh... sorry. Um... 596 00:29:10,795 --> 00:29:12,461 It's from Gwart. 597 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:17,404 "I'm dissolving my company and taking a job elsewhere. 598 00:29:17,978 --> 00:29:20,373 "Your employment is terminated. 599 00:29:20,863 --> 00:29:23,982 P.S. Those aren't my doll's gloves." 600 00:29:24,187 --> 00:29:25,312 Oh. 601 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,636 So, then I... 602 00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:30,456 I'm free to return to work with Richard. 603 00:29:33,056 --> 00:29:35,380 Your position's been filled. 604 00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:40,240 Oh, um... 605 00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:44,335 No, it hasn't. 606 00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:50,047 Sync corrections by srjanapala 607 00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:01,818 ♪ Step out on my corner with my box of rocks ♪ 608 00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:04,435 ♪ Drama covers my hood from blocks and blocks ♪ 609 00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:06,478 ♪ See my homie that I hang with ♪ 610 00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:09,275 ♪ Hit him up with the deuce thumb thang shit ♪ 611 00:30:09,362 --> 00:30:11,099 ♪ Back then it came with the love ♪ 612 00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,183 ♪ And niggas wasn't tripping over scratch ♪ 613 00:30:13,362 --> 00:30:16,068 ♪ 'Cause we took turns and we both stacked stacks ♪ 614 00:30:16,155 --> 00:30:19,026 ♪ And if you had a customer you had him for life ♪ 615 00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:21,667 ♪ 'Cause Brad the true hustler granted you right ♪ 616 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:24,888 ♪ 'Cause if we gonna stack leaves, then we gotta get along ♪ 617 00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:27,691 ♪ And he who disagrees then gotta get him gone ♪ 618 00:30:27,779 --> 00:30:30,628 ♪ 'Cause if you start to get paid then niggas wanna flex ♪ 619 00:30:30,716 --> 00:30:32,068 ♪ And ain't no squabble these days ♪ 620 00:30:32,155 --> 00:30:34,316 ♪ So niggas brought the tech, and when they find you ♪ 621 00:30:34,404 --> 00:30:36,359 ♪ They sending you to immortal ground ♪ 622 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:39,317 ♪ And ain't no coming back from that shit you going down ♪ 623 00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:41,901 ♪ My pockets ain't hurting, that's for certain ♪ 624 00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:44,776 ♪ You see a broke motherfucker, it's a burden ♪ 625 00:30:44,863 --> 00:30:47,692 ♪ I'm the first motherfucker on the block for the cheese ♪ 626 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,728 ♪ And I'm the last motherfucker to leave ♪ 627 00:30:50,947 --> 00:30:53,442 ♪ My pockets ain't hurting that's for certain ♪ 628 00:30:53,576 --> 00:30:56,744 ♪ You see a broke motherfucker, it's a burden... ♪ 629 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,206 I'm sorry, what is this? 630 00:31:05,294 --> 00:31:07,657 Russfest. Three days of partying 631 00:31:07,745 --> 00:31:10,411 on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it. 632 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,783 What's the newest killer app coming out of Silicon Valley? 633 00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:15,653 Are you Tethical? 634 00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,911 No one in town is ever gonna sign 635 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:20,247 this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage. 636 00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,013 Hey, Richard, are you signing Gavin's pledge? 637 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,965 Aw... what? 638 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,067 I'd like to talk to you about your Piper Pulse. 639 00:31:26,155 --> 00:31:28,572 Your coworkers find you unapproachable, 640 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:31,090 with an unsettling stare. 641 00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:32,387 Okay.